As owner of this listserv, I occasionally take liberties with your
bandwidth. This is one of those times.
For those of us that have spent considerable time in the Northeast,
these schools have special meaning -- I think everyone will have some
fun with it.
My best to you during (and quite possibly beyond) this holiday
season!
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Date sent: Wed, 13 Dec 1995 13:04:42 -0500 (EST)
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Subject: More Frivolity (Tis the Season)
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The following was forwarded to me by a colleague here and I couldn't resist
sending it to y'all. Enjoy! -Jim-
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Subject: Colleges and light bulbs
>How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Two - one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
>
>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Eleven - one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
>
>How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>None - Hanover doesn't have electricity.
>
>How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Two - One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
>
>How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
>
>How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Seventy-six - One to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
>right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
>
>How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>None - New Haven looks better in the dark.
>
>How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>One - He holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around him.
>
>How many MIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Five - One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to
>figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two
>to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall
>switch.
>
>How many Middlebury students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Five - One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J. Crew
>outfit to wear for the occasion.
>
>How many Stanford students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>One, dude.
>
>How many Oberlin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Three - One to change the lightbulb and two to figure out how to get high
>off the old one.
>
>How many Georgetown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Four - One to change the lightbulb, one to call Congress about their
>progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U. students.
>
>How many Duke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>A whole frat - but only one of them is sober enough to get the bulb out of
>the socket.
>
>How many Williams students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>The whole student body - When you're snowed in, there's nothing else to do.
>
>How many Tufts students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Two - One to change the lightbulb and one to say loudly how he did it as
>well as an Ivy League student.
>
>How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Five - One to change the lightbulb and four to do an interpretive dance
>about it.
>
>How many Swarthmore students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Eight - It's not that one isn't smart enough to do it. It's just that
>they're all violently twitching from too much stress.
>
>How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>One - She calls a Smithie to do it.
>
>How many Boston University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Four - One to change the lightbulb and two to check his math.
>
>How many Amherst students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Thirteen - One to change the lightbulb and an A capella group to immortalize
>the event in song.
>
>How many Wesleyan students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Wesleyan's boycotting GE ... you know, military-industrial complex and all
>that.
>
>How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Two - One to change the lightbulb and one to complain about how if they were
>a better school that lightbulb wouldn't go out.
>
>How many Bucknell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>One - But, he'll only change it if he can put in a white-light.
>
>How many Bowdoin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Three - One to ski down to the general store and buy the bulb, one to take
>the chairlift back up, and one to screw it in.
>
>How many Bard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>One - But, she'll only do it if it's an alternative lightbulb.
>
>How many Boston College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Seven - One to change the lightbulb and six to throw a party because he
>didn't screw it in upside down this time.
>
>How many Reed students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>One - But, she doesn't need a ladder because she has platform Birkenstocks.
>
>How many WPI students does it take to change a lightbulb?
>Ten - Four to do a Major Qualifying Project to work out the logistics of
>changing the bulb, four to do an Interactive Qualifying Project to
actually change the bulb, and two advisors just because.
Bric A. Wheeler, Director
Center for Management Development
Richard T. Farmer School of Business Administration
Miami University, Oxford, Ohio 45056-1675
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