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Wed, 21 Apr 1999 18:31:30 -0400
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ok, we both need to think about what we are writing, these messages go out
to all MME members.  WE will jsut end this here
At 06:09 PM 4/21/99 -0400, you wrote:
>ok, dont' call me a shit head, first of all, i never sent this shit to
>you..second of all, i don't even know who the fuck zoot suit is...i deleted
>that shit as soon as i got it....
>
>At 03:51 PM 4/21/99 -0400, you wrote:
>>hey zoot suit shit head
>>
>>quit sending this fucking crap
>>it is a hoax and you are a dumbass if you try to do it
>>give me your $20 and i will kick you in fucking face
>>at least this way you will get something for your money
>>
>>
>>At 11:05 PM 4/20/99 -0700, you wrote:
>>>**********************************************************************
>>>EARN $100,000 PER YEAR SENDING E-MAIL!!!
>>>**********************************************************************
>>>Dear Friend,
>>>
>>>You can earn $50,000 or more in next the 90 days sending e-mail, seem
>>>impossible? Read on for details (no, there is no 'catch')...
>>>
>>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>"AS SEEN ON NATIONAL T.V."
>>>
>>>Thank you for your time and Interest.
>>>
>>>This is the letter you've been reading about in the news lately.
>>>
>>>Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a major nightly
>>>news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of
>>>the program described below to see, if it really can make people
>>>money.
>>>
>>>The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their
>>>findings proved once and for all that there are, absolutely no laws
>>>prohibiting the participation in the program. This has helped to show
>>>people that this is a simple, harmless, and fun way to make some extra
>>>money at home.
>>>
>>>The results of this show have been truly remarkable. So many people
>>>are participating that those involved are doing much better than ever
>>>before. Everyone makes more as more people try it out. It has been
>>>very exciting to be a part of it lately. You will understand once you
>>>experience it.
>>>
>>>"HERE IT IS BELOW"
>>>
>>>======================================================================
>>>
>>>*** Print This Now For Future Reference ***
>>>
>>>The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in
>>>taking a look at. It can be started with VERY LITTLE investment and
>>>the income return is TREMENDOUS!!!
>>>
>>>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>>
>>>If you would like to make at least $50,000 in less than 90 days!
>>>Please read the enclosed program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!!!
>>>
>>>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>>
>>>THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY.
>>>
>>>It does not require you to come into contact with people, do any hard
>>>work, and best of all, you never have to leave the house except to get
>>>the mail.
>>>
>>>If you believe that someday you'll get that big break that you've been
>>>waiting for, THIS IS IT! Simply follow the instructions, and your
>>>dreams will come true. This multi-level e-mail order marketing program
>>>works perfectly...100% EVERY TIME. E-mail is the sales tool of the
>>>future.
>>>
>>>Take advantage of this non-commercialized method of advertising NOW!!!
>>>The longer you wait, the more people will be doing business using
>>>e-mail.
>>>
>>>Get your piece of this action!!!
>>>
>>>MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability.
>>>
>>>Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all goods
>>>and services will be sold through multi-level methods by the mid to
>>>late 1990's. This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the
>>>500,000 millionaires in the U.S., 20% (100,000) made their fortune in
>>>the last several years in MLM. Moreover, statistics show 45 people
>>>become millionaires everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.
>>>You may have heard this story before, but over the summer Donald
>>>Trump made an appearance on the David Letterman show. Dave asked him
>>>what he would do if he lost everything and had to start over from
>>>scratch. Without hesitating, Trump said he would find a good network
>>>marketing company and get to work. The audience started to hoot and
>>>boo him. He looked out at the audience and dead-panned his response -
>>>"That's why I'm sitting up here and you are all sitting out there!"
>>>
>>>With network marketing you have two sources of income. Direct
>>>commissions from sales you make yourself and commissions from sales
>>>made by people you introduce to the business.
>>>
>>>Residual income is the secret of the wealthy. It means investing time
>>>or money once and getting paid again and again and again. In network
>>>marketing, it also means getting paid for the work of others.
>>>
>>>A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
>>>
>>>By the time you have read the enclosed program and reports, you should
>>>have concluded that such a program, and one that is legal, could not
>>>have been created by an amateur.
>>>
>>>Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a profitable business for
>>>10 years. Then in 1979 my business began falling off. I was doing the
>>>same things that were previously successful for me, but it wasn't
>>>working. Finally, I figured it out. It wasn't me, it was the economy.
>>>
>>>Inflation and recession had replaced the stable economy that had been
>>>with us since 1945. I don't have to tell you what happened to the
>>>unemployment rate... because many of you know from first hand
>>>experience. There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever
>>>before.
>>>
>>>The middle class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing
>>>invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not, including those who
>>>never had anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks
>>>of the poor. As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET
>>>POORER." The traditional methods of making money will never allow you
>>>to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will see to that.
>>>
>>>You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
>>>for the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
>>>EFFORT." You can make more money in the next few months than you have
>>>ever magined. I should also point out that I will not see a penny of
>>>this money, nor anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this
>>>program. I have already made over 4 MILLION DOLLARS!
>>>
>>>I have retired from the program after sending out over 16,000
>>>programs. Now I have several offices that make this and several other
>>>programs here and over seas.
>>>
>>>Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way.
>>>It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of
>>>this exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people
>>>you send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will be on
>>>everyone of them!
>>>Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers
>>>you will reach.
>>>
>>>So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
>>>opportunity to become financially independent, IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
>>>"THINK ABOUT IT"
>>>
>>>Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did,
>>>take a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil
>>>and figure out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the
>>>worst possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will
>>>still make a lot of money! You will definitely get back what you
>>>invested. Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come
>>>in. IT WORKS!
>>>
>>>Jody Jacobs, Richmond, VA
>>>
>>>HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU
>>>
>>>THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR$
>>>
>>>INSTRUCTIONS:
>>>
>>>This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME.
>>>
>>>I am sure that you could use up to $50,000 or more in the next 90
>>>days.
>>>
>>>Before you say, "BULL... ", please read this program carefully.
>>>This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making
>>>opportunity.
>>>
>>>Basically, this is what you do: As with all multi-level businesses, we
>>>build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our
>>>products. Every state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level
>>>business partners, and we offer a product for EVERY dollar sent. YOUR
>>>ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not involved
>>>in personal selling. You do it privately in your own home, store or
>>>office. This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing
>>>anywhere:
>>>
>>>This is what you MUST do:
>>>
>>>1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if
>>>you don't order them).
>>>
>>>* For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT
>>>YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS
>>>(in case of a problem) to the person whose name appears on the list
>>>next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
>>>IN CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS!
>>>
>>>* When you place your order, make sure you order each of the four
>>>reports.
>>>You will need all four reports so that you can save them on your
>>>computer and resell them.
>>>
>>>* Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four
>>>reports. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you
>>>to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you.
>>>
>>>2. IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed
>>>next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other
>>>than is instructed below in steps "a" through "f" or you will lose out
>>>on the majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
>>>works, you'll also see how it doesn't work if you change it. Remember,
>>>this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will not work.
>>>
>>>a. Look below for the listing of available reports.
>>>
>>>b. After you've ordered the four reports, take this advertisement and
>>>remove the name and address under REPORT #4. This person has made it
>>>through the cycle and is no doubt counting their $50,000!
>>>
>>>c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4.
>>>
>>>d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3.
>>>
>>>e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2.
>>>
>>>f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position.
>>>
>>>Please make sure you copy every name and address ACCURATELY!
>>>
>>>3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and
>>>save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction portion
>>>of this letter.
>>>
>>>4. Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the WORLDWIDE
>>>WEB! Advertising on the WEB can be very, very inexpensive, and there
>>>are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Another avenue which you
>>>could use for advertising is e-mail lists. You can buy these lists for
>>>under $20/2,000 addresses or you can pay someone to take care of it
>>>for you. BE SURE TO START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN IMMEDIATELY!
>>>
>>>5. For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the
>>>report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME- DAY SERVICE ON
>>>ALL ORDERS!
>>>This will help guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out, with YOUR name
>>>and address on it, will be prompt because they can't advertise until
>>>they receive the report! To grow fast be prompt and courteous.
>>>
>>>------------------------------------------
>>>
>>>AVAILABLE REPORTS
>>>
>>>------------------------------------------
>>>
>>>***Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***
>>>
>>>Notes:
>>>
>>>- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH FOR EACH REPORT
>>>
>>>- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA THE QUICKEST DELIVERY
>>>
>>>- Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two
>>>sheets of paper.
>>>
>>>- On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number & name of
>>>the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, and (c) your
>>>postal address.
>>>
>>>________________________________________________
>>>
>>>REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
>>>
>>>ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
>>>
>>>Mr. Zoot Suit
>>>P.O. Box 3562
>>>Eugene, OR 97403
>>>________________________________________________
>>>
>>>REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
>>>
>>>ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
>>>
>>>T.T.T.
>>>HCR 72 Box 4650
>>>E. Waterboro, ME 04030
>>>________________________________________________
>>>
>>>REPORT #3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
>>>
>>>ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
>>>
>>>DLS
>>>650 Castro St., Suite 120/310
>>>; Mountain View, CA 94041
>>>________________________________________________
>>>
>>>REPORT #4 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"
>>>
>>>ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
>>>
>>>Market Wiz
>>>30 Barbara Road
>>>Randolph, MA 02368
>>>________________________________________________
>>>
>>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>>HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $MONEY$
>>>
>>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>>>Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works.
>>>Assume your goal is to get 10 people to participate on your first
>>>level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the Internet will EASILY get a
>>>larger response.) Also assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION
>>>gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to achieve the
>>>STAGGERING results below.
>>>
>>>
>>>1st level--your 10 members with $5.....................$50
>>>
>>>2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)........$500
>>>
>>>3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)...$5,000
>>>
>>>4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5x10,000).$50,000
>>>
>>>THIS TOTALS ------> $55,550
>>>
>>>Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only
>>>recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they
>>>got 20 people to participate!
>>>Lots of people get 100s of participants!
>>>THINK ABOUT IT! Your cost to participate in this is practically
>>>nothing (surely you can afford $20). You obviously already have an
>>>Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!!! REPORT #3 shows you the most
>>>productive methods for bulk e-mailing and purchasing e-mail lists.
>>>Some list & bulk e-mail vendors even work on trade!
>>>
>>>About 50,000 new people get online every month!
>>>
>>>*******TIPS FOR SUCCESS*******
>>>
>>>* TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the
>>>directions accurately.
>>>
>>>* Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the
>>>orders start coming in because:
>>>
>>>When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested
>>>product/report to comply with the U.S. Postal & Lottery Laws, Title
>>>18, Sections 1302 and 1341 or Title 18, Section 3005 in the U.S. Code,
>>>also Code of Federal Regs. vol. 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state
>>>that "a product or service must be exchanged for money received."
>>>
>>>* ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.
>>>
>>>* Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the
>>>instructions exactly, the results WILL undoubtedly be SUCCESSFUL!
>>>
>>>* ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED!
>>>
>>>*******YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINE*******
>>>
>>>Follow these guidelines to help assure your success:
>>>
>>>If you don't receive 10 to 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks,
>>>continue advertising until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you
>>>should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT #2. If you don't,
>>>continue advertising until you do. Once you have received 100 or more
>>>orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already
>>>working for you, and the cash can continue to roll in! THIS IS
>>>IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
>>>Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in
>>>front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by
>>>watching which report people are ordering from you. If you want to
>>>generate more income, send another batch of e-mails and start the
>>>whole process again! There is no limit to the income you will generate
>>>from this business!
>>>
>>>PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a
>>>business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your
>>>local office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal agency)
>>>1-(800)827-5722 for free help and answers to questions. Also, the
>>>Internal Revenue Service offers free help via telephone and free
>>>seminars about business tax requirements. Your earnings and results
>>>are highly dependent on your activities and advertising. This letter
>>>constitutes no guarantees stated or implied. In the event that it is
>>> determined that this letter constitutes a guarantee of any kind, that
>>>guarantee is now void. Any testimonials or amounts of earnings listed
>>>in this letter may be factual or fictitious. If you have any question
>>>of the legality of this letter contact the Office of Associate
>>>Director for Marketing Practices Federal Trade Commission Bureau of
>>>Consumer Protection in Washington DC.
>>>
>>>*******T E S T I M O N I A L S*******
>>>
>>>This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the
>>>rule of not trying to place your name in a different position, it
>>>won't work and you'll lose a lot of potential income. I'm living proof
>>>that it works. It really is a great opportunity to make relatively
>>>easy money, with little cost to you. If you do choose to participate,
>>>follow the program exactly, and you'll be on your way to financial
>>>security.
>>>
>>>Sean McLaughlin, Jackson, MS
>>>
>>>My name is Frank. My wife, Doris, and I live in Bel-Air, MD. I am a
>>>cost accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good
>>>money. When I received the program I grumbled to Doris about receiving
>>>"junk mail." I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of
>>>the population and percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work.
>>>Doris totally ignored my supposed intelligence and jumped in with both
>>>feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old "I
>>>told you so" on her when the thing didn't work... well, the laugh was
>>>on me! Within two weeks she had received over 50 responses. Within 45
>>>days she had received over $147,200 in $5 bills! I was shocked! I was
>>>sure that I had it all figured and that it wouldn't work. I AM a
>>>believer now. I have joined Doris in her "hobby." I did have seven
>>>more years until retirement, but I think of the "rat race" and it's
>>>not for me. We owe it all to MLM.
>>>
>>>Frank T., Bel-Air, MD
>>>
>>>I just want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to you.
>>>Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in.
>>>
>>>I even checked with the U.S. Post Office to verify that the plan was
>>>legal.
>>>
>>>It definitely is! IT WORKS!!!
>>>
>>>Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
>>>
>>>The main reason for this letter is to convince you that this system is
>>>honest, lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to get a large
>>>amount of money in a short time. I was approached several times before
>>>I checked this out. I joined just to see what one could expect in
>>>return for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment,
>>>I received $36,470.00 in the first 14 weeks, with money still coming
>>>in.
>>>
>>> Phillip A. Brown, Esq.
>>>
>>>Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
>>>mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I
>>>decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just
>>>no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money
>>>back. Boy, was I surprised when I found my medium-size post office box
>>>crammed with orders!
>>>For a while, it got so overloaded that I had to start picking up
>>>my mail at the window. I'll make more money this year than any 10
>>>years of my life before. The nice thing about this deal is that it
>>>doesn't matter where in the U.S. the people live. There simply isn't a
>>>better investment with a faster return.
>>>
>>>Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI
>>>
>>>I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
>>>if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to
>>>contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
>>>another program...11 months passed then it came...I didn't delete this
>>>one!...I made more than $41,000 on the first try!!
>>>
>>>D. Wilburn, Muncie, IN
>>>
>>>This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have quit our
>>>jobs, and will soon buy a home on the beach and live off the interest
>>>on our money. The only way on earth that this plan will work for you
>>>is if you do it. For your sake and for your family's sake don't pass
>>>up this golden opportunity. Good luck and happy spending!
>>>
>>>Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA
>>>
>>>ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL
>>>FREEDOM!
>>>
>>>NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOUR TURN
>>>
>>>DECISIVE ACTION YIELDS
>>>
>>>POWERFUL RESULTS VE ACTION YIELDS
>>>
>>>POWERFUL RESULTS
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>_______________________________________________________________
>>>Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com
>>>
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