This joke comes from the daily BBC E-mail, for Newsnight, our major nightly
news program on British T.V.
I thought I would share it with you all:


George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the
President asks him his name.
"Billy!"
"And what is your question, Billy?"
"I have three questions," says the boy. "First - why did the USA invade
Iraq without the support of the UN?; Second - why are you President when Al
Gore got more votes?; and Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George W Bush informs the children
that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says:
"Okay where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and asks his name.
"Steve!"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?; Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes?; Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?; Fourth - why did the
recess bell go 20 minutes early?; and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"