We have a celebrety on our hands, people!  And it's John "Adder" Fink!
 
In the November 7 1994 issue of Newsweek (current issue), there's an
article about computer LambdaMOO.  As I was getting into the story (and
my Life cereal), I read the following:
 
        "Whether you're short or tall, fat or thin, black or white, ugly or
        beautiful in real life, what determines how you look on Lambda is
        completely controllable," says John Fink, a 21-year-old senior at
        Miami University in Oxford, Ohio, who took his character,
        Yossarian, from Joseph Heller's "Catch-22."
 
(There's one more quote in there from John, too.)  Well, I almost spit
out my cereal!  Not only do I know a celebrety, and he's in Newsweek, but
Newsweek also told the world that Miami is in Ohio!
 
Oh, what a day I am already having!
 
Brian