Why what long teeth you have -- my, what long hair and feminine
characteristics you seem not to have.  Its a bird, its a plane, no . . . it
is just jimmy undercover.  As I stated in my info-mercial, I am a PI.  This
is why I write from Megan's computer -- its a display of ability of sorts.
 
        I think that Jonny's message is a healthy venting of frustration.
He is caught between being himself and what certain others, perhaps, make
him feel he should be.  Tolerance is the soup of the day.  We should not
limit the individualality of our members.  I find John to be one of the
most eccentric, slovenly, warm-hearted gentle companions I have made in my
tenure at this joint.
        Jon do not explain yourself, do not question who you are, and for
God sakes do not clean your room -- well maybe we can negotiate that.  "To
thy own self be true."
        Does anyone care to join me for a singing of "We are the World?"
 
Jimmy
 
P.S.- Kate, may your campaign of free-love find itself to the second floor,
I have been told, a reliable source, of course, that fuel will be added to
this fire.  Oh ley it burn.  May it grow and grow until our halls are
engulfed in a conflagration throwing our sexual-discipline back a
few-decades.  Oh the perks of being a PI.