Besides finding this incredibly racist (my wife is Chinese), the joke is
so old and been done in as many countries as I have/had had had had
travelled to in my small amount of globetrotting. How about leaving this
to grammar?!?

 

Bob Miller

From: Assembly for the Teaching of English Grammar
[mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Brad Johnston
Sent: Tuesday, February 16, 2010 7:36 PM
To: [log in to unmask]
Subject: Understanding Plain English

 

Hung Chow calls his boss and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at wok soon. You got nice house.


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