Besides finding this incredibly racist (my wife is Chinese), the joke is so old and been done in as many countries as I have/had had had had travelled to in my small amount of globetrotting. How about leaving this to grammar?!? Bob Miller From: Assembly for the Teaching of English Grammar [mailto:[log in to unmask]] On Behalf Of Brad Johnston Sent: Tuesday, February 16, 2010 7:36 PM To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Understanding Plain English Hung Chow calls his boss and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come wok.' The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon. You got nice house. To join or leave this LISTSERV list, please visit the list's web interface at: http://listserv.muohio.edu/archives/ateg.html and select "Join or leave the list" Visit ATEG's web site at http://ateg.org/ ________________________________ Spam <https://ssl.ccbcmd.edu:7726/canit/b.php?i=51111976&m=c858df5e3de2&t=201 00216&c=s> Not spam <https://ssl.ccbcmd.edu:7726/canit/b.php?i=51111976&m=c858df5e3de2&t=201 00216&c=n> Forget previous vote <https://ssl.ccbcmd.edu:7726/canit/b.php?i=51111976&m=c858df5e3de2&t=201 00216&c=f> To join or leave this LISTSERV list, please visit the list's web interface at: http://listserv.muohio.edu/archives/ateg.html and select "Join or leave the list" Visit ATEG's web site at http://ateg.org/