The best you may make for is to be the #1 lover.
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Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.  
I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed. 
I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.   
Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.  

I don't sleep with happily married men.      
Become a fixer, not just a fixture.