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>Necessity is the mother of invention
>Every body wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die
>A spy with flatulence will always blow his cover.
>Learn to say no It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin 
>Children should be seen and not.. spanked or grounded.
>All beginning is difficult The first million is the hardest 
>Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
>A helping hand is no farther than at the end of your sleeve.