> A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out
> of three million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the
> Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language   The
> Godfather asks the underling: "Where's the 3 million bucks you embezzled
> from me?"
>
> The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 3 million
> dollars are hidden.
> The underling signs back: "I don't know what you're talking about."
> The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
> talking about."
> The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the underling's temple,
> cocks it and says: "Ask him again."
> The attorney signs to the underling:  "He'll kill you for sure if you
> don't tell him."
> The underling signs back: "OK! You win!  The money's in a brown briefcase,
> buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens."
>
> The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well...  what'd he say?"
>
> The attorney replies: "He says, you don't have the guts to pull the
> trigger."
>
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