Hi Dan,
 
        Here are two, both involving lawyers.
 
        Both lawyers of a two lawyer firm are having a nice lunch together.
Everything is fine until one of the lawyers becomes very alarmed and shouts, "
Oh my God, I left the office safe unlocked!!!"  The other says, "What's the
problem?  We're both here!"
 
        A lawyer writes a will for a client and bills him $100.  The client
turns up at the lawyers office one day and says, "You did a great job on my
will.  I really appreciate it.  Here's a crisp $100 bill I just got from the
bank."  The client leaves.
 
        Some time later the lawyer discovers that there are TWO $100 bills
stuck together -- the client has given him $200!  Now he has an ethical dilemma
-- do you know what it is?
 
        Should he tell his partner!