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[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.
The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in determination.
All general statements are false.
Boys don't make passes at female smartasses.
Colors fade, temples crumble, empires fall, but wise words endure.
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
A dollar saved is a quarter earned.