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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. 
I like to play saxophone because you don't inhale.    
No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.     
You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence.     
The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful   
Only fools are positive.         
War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.  

Things are only impossible until they're not.