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He said the midget was drunk and sitting there and putting on a show for
everyone.
10:05am Robin's News And More. She still had her stripper outfit on when
she came over.
Artie said that the stripper didn't end up asking for any money that
night. Then he finds out that Dan the Song Parody Man had set everything
up for him.
She was on the pre-game.
He joked that he was a sell out and not a real black man.
6:15am David Bowie Performances Played.
8:15am Super Bowl Commercials Discussed. He said that was kind of cool
but the only thing that would change that is if a better option came
along.
He eventually said he was going to turn the show back over to Howard so
the guys could talk about the Super Bowl. Either that or something Aunt
Jemima would wear. Howard let Mama go and Gary came in with something
about the Coke commercial that Howard was talking about earlier.
9:40am Howard 100 News And Wrap-Up Show Previews. Robin thought that the
kid had driven his car into a lake or something so Artie said that she
must have been thinking of Dr. Howard said that Dungy didn't look like
he could ever even play football.
Artie said that the stripper didn't end up asking for any money that
night.
Gary said that maybe she thought it was kind of funny and did it for the
humor. 8:10am A Couple Of Prank Calls.
Artie asked Dan what he thought about the chick he was setting him up
with.
He said he couldn't keep his eyes off of her.
9:05am Audio Clips, News Stories And More.
She was on the pre-game. 6:15am David Bowie Performances Played.
Howard said Dan took out all of the romancing that he'd have to do. He
ended up giving this one chick his cell phone number and he's been
thinking about her ever since then. He went to the doctor after that and
decided not to go there this time. He said he did bring rubbers with him
and he made sure he wore them. Artie said that the chick who Dan had set
him up with had gotten kind of plastered and that didn't work out. He
said he was over at the Hard Rock and met the Meadow Soprano chick over
there. Artie said that he won on the coin toss bet. Artie said ''not
totally. He wondered why they would play in an outdoor stadium though.
Howard said the guy is super talented and he can see why the guy gets so
many chicks.
Either that or something Aunt Jemima would wear.
Artie said that she really was hot and her implants were very in
proportion to her body.
They were doing that because there were two black coaches in the game.
He said he had a bunch of his buddies out there with him and Scott
Ferrall was hanging out there doing his show from Vegas. Artie said that
it really is a man's world because he was with this hot chick.
6:15am Howard's Double Masturbation.
He said a lot of guys are going with the lighter skinned guy saying that
he's closer to white.
Howard asked Artie if the stripper swallowed his cum.
9:30am Howard 100 News And Wrap-Up Show Previews. 6:50am Lisa G's Howard
100 News Preview.
That led to the guys talking about that guy's name and how odd it is.
Artie told a story about being out in Vegas years ago when he hooked up
with a couple of girls who were strippers. Howard said Prince played
that guitar like he was Jimi Hendrix. He said it didn't seem to make any
sense that she was in the commercial.
'' The chick did point out that he had gained weight and he should take
care of himself. Howard eventually found out that he was a defensive
back which can be a smaller guy.
Dan the Song Parody Man called in and said he wished he could have been
Artie that night. He said he had time to shower and get some champagne.
He also confirmed that the stripper was amazingly hot and had a flawless
body. He said he and his friends were there and this midget was already
drunk when they walked in.

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