Macromedia Studio MX 2004 - $54.95
http://observed.tusok.com/
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Love is love's reward.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
It's an ill wind that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it.