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"Mr. Zoot Suit" <[log in to unmask]>
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Marketing Alumni of Miami University (Ohio USA)
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EARN $100,000 PER YEAR SENDING E-MAIL!!!
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Dear Friend,

You can earn $50,000 or more in next the 90 days sending e-mail, seem
impossible? Read on for details (no, there is no 'catch')...

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"AS SEEN ON NATIONAL T.V."

Thank you for your time and Interest.

This is the letter you've been reading about in the news lately.

Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a major nightly
news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of
the program described below to see, if it really can make people
money.

The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their
findings proved once and for all that there are, absolutely no laws
prohibiting the participation in the program. This has helped to show
people that this is a simple, harmless, and fun way to make some extra
money at home.

The results of this show have been truly remarkable. So many people
are participating that those involved are doing much better than ever
before. Everyone makes more as more people try it out. It has been
very exciting to be a part of it lately. You will understand once you
experience it.

"HERE IT IS BELOW"

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*** Print This Now For Future Reference ***

The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in
taking a look at. It can be started with VERY LITTLE investment and
the income return is TREMENDOUS!!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you would like to make at least $50,000 in less than 90 days!
Please read the enclosed program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY.

It does not require you to come into contact with people, do any hard
work, and best of all, you never have to leave the house except to get
the mail.

If you believe that someday you'll get that big break that you've been
waiting for, THIS IS IT! Simply follow the instructions, and your
dreams will come true. This multi-level e-mail order marketing program
works perfectly...100% EVERY TIME. E-mail is the sales tool of the
future.

Take advantage of this non-commercialized method of advertising NOW!!!
The longer you wait, the more people will be doing business using
e-mail.

Get your piece of this action!!!

MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability.

Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all goods
and services will be sold through multi-level methods by the mid to
late 1990's. This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the
500,000 millionaires in the U.S., 20% (100,000) made their fortune in
the last several years in MLM. Moreover, statistics show 45 people
become millionaires everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.
You may have heard this story before, but over the summer Donald
Trump made an appearance on the David Letterman show. Dave asked him
what he would do if he lost everything and had to start over from
scratch. Without hesitating, Trump said he would find a good network
marketing company and get to work. The audience started to hoot and
boo him. He looked out at the audience and dead-panned his response -
"That's why I'm sitting up here and you are all sitting out there!"

With network marketing you have two sources of income. Direct
commissions from sales you make yourself and commissions from sales
made by people you introduce to the business.

Residual income is the secret of the wealthy. It means investing time
or money once and getting paid again and again and again. In network
marketing, it also means getting paid for the work of others.

A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:

By the time you have read the enclosed program and reports, you should
have concluded that such a program, and one that is legal, could not
have been created by an amateur.

Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a profitable business for
10 years. Then in 1979 my business began falling off. I was doing the
same things that were previously successful for me, but it wasn't
working. Finally, I figured it out. It wasn't me, it was the economy.

Inflation and recession had replaced the stable economy that had been
with us since 1945. I don't have to tell you what happened to the
unemployment rate... because many of you know from first hand
experience. There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever
before.

The middle class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing
invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not, including those who
never had anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks
of the poor. As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET
POORER." The traditional methods of making money will never allow you
to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will see to that.

You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
for the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
EFFORT." You can make more money in the next few months than you have
ever magined. I should also point out that I will not see a penny of
this money, nor anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this
program. I have already made over 4 MILLION DOLLARS!

I have retired from the program after sending out over 16,000
programs. Now I have several offices that make this and several other
programs here and over seas.

Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way.
It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of
this exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people
you send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will be on
everyone of them!
Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers
you will reach.

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
opportunity to become financially independent, IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
"THINK ABOUT IT"

Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did,
take a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil
and figure out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the
worst possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will
still make a lot of money! You will definitely get back what you
invested. Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come
in. IT WORKS!

Jody Jacobs, Richmond, VA

HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU

THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR$

INSTRUCTIONS:

This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME.

I am sure that you could use up to $50,000 or more in the next 90
days.

Before you say, "BULL... ", please read this program carefully.
This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making
opportunity.

Basically, this is what you do: As with all multi-level businesses, we
build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our
products. Every state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level
business partners, and we offer a product for EVERY dollar sent. YOUR
ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not involved
in personal selling. You do it privately in your own home, store or
office. This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing
anywhere:

This is what you MUST do:

1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you can't sell them if
you don't order them).

* For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT
YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS
(in case of a problem) to the person whose name appears on the list
next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
IN CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS!

* When you place your order, make sure you order each of the four
reports.
You will need all four reports so that you can save them on your
computer and resell them.

* Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four
reports. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you
to send to the 1,000's of people who will order them from you.

2. IMPORTANT-- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed
next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other
than is instructed below in steps "a" through "f" or you will lose out
on the majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
works, you'll also see how it doesn't work if you change it. Remember,
this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will not work.

a. Look below for the listing of available reports.

b. After you've ordered the four reports, take this advertisement and
remove the name and address under REPORT #4. This person has made it
through the cycle and is no doubt counting their $50,000!

c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4.

d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3.

e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2.

f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position.

Please make sure you copy every name and address ACCURATELY!

3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and
save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction portion
of this letter.

4. Now you're ready to start an advertising campaign on the WORLDWIDE
WEB! Advertising on the WEB can be very, very inexpensive, and there
are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Another avenue which you
could use for advertising is e-mail lists. You can buy these lists for
under $20/2,000 addresses or you can pay someone to take care of it
for you. BE SURE TO START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN IMMEDIATELY!

5. For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the
report they ordered. THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME- DAY SERVICE ON
ALL ORDERS!
This will help guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out, with YOUR name
and address on it, will be prompt because they can't advertise until
they receive the report! To grow fast be prompt and courteous.

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AVAILABLE REPORTS

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***Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***

Notes:

- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH FOR EACH REPORT

- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA THE QUICKEST DELIVERY

- Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two
sheets of paper.

- On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number & name of
the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, and (c) your
postal address.

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REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES"

ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:

Mr. Zoot Suit
P.O. Box 3562
Eugene, OR 97403
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REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"

ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:

T.T.T.
HCR 72 Box 4650
E. Waterboro, ME 04030
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REPORT #3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"

ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:

DLS
650 Castro St., Suite 120/310
; Mountain View, CA 94041
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REPORT #4 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"

ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:

Market Wiz
30 Barbara Road
Randolph, MA 02368
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HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PLAN WILL MAKE YOU $MONEY$

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Let's say you decide to start small just to see how well it works.
Assume your goal is to get 10 people to participate on your first
level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the Internet will EASILY get a
larger response.) Also assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION
gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to achieve the
STAGGERING results below.


1st level--your 10 members with $5.....................$50

2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)........$500

3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)...$5,000

4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5x10,000).$50,000

THIS TOTALS ------> $55,550

Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only
recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they
got 20 people to participate!
Lots of people get 100s of participants!
THINK ABOUT IT! Your cost to participate in this is practically
nothing (surely you can afford $20). You obviously already have an
Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!!! REPORT #3 shows you the most
productive methods for bulk e-mailing and purchasing e-mail lists.
Some list & bulk e-mail vendors even work on trade!

About 50,000 new people get online every month!

*******TIPS FOR SUCCESS*******

* TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the
directions accurately.

* Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the
orders start coming in because:

When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested
product/report to comply with the U.S. Postal & Lottery Laws, Title
18, Sections 1302 and 1341 or Title 18, Section 3005 in the U.S. Code,
also Code of Federal Regs. vol. 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state
that "a product or service must be exchanged for money received."

* ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS YOU RECEIVE.

* Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the
instructions exactly, the results WILL undoubtedly be SUCCESSFUL!

* ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU WILL SUCCEED!

*******YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINE*******

Follow these guidelines to help assure your success:

If you don't receive 10 to 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks,
continue advertising until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you
should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT #2. If you don't,
continue advertising until you do. Once you have received 100 or more
orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already
working for you, and the cash can continue to roll in! THIS IS
IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in
front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by
watching which report people are ordering from you. If you want to
generate more income, send another batch of e-mails and start the
whole process again! There is no limit to the income you will generate
from this business!

PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a
business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your
local office of the Small Business Administration (a Federal agency)
1-(800)827-5722 for free help and answers to questions. Also, the
Internal Revenue Service offers free help via telephone and free
seminars about business tax requirements. Your earnings and results
are highly dependent on your activities and advertising. This letter
constitutes no guarantees stated or implied. In the event that it is
 determined that this letter constitutes a guarantee of any kind, that
guarantee is now void. Any testimonials or amounts of earnings listed
in this letter may be factual or fictitious. If you have any question
of the legality of this letter contact the Office of Associate
Director for Marketing Practices Federal Trade Commission Bureau of
Consumer Protection in Washington DC.

*******T E S T I M O N I A L S*******

This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the
rule of not trying to place your name in a different position, it
won't work and you'll lose a lot of potential income. I'm living proof
that it works. It really is a great opportunity to make relatively
easy money, with little cost to you. If you do choose to participate,
follow the program exactly, and you'll be on your way to financial
security.

Sean McLaughlin, Jackson, MS

My name is Frank. My wife, Doris, and I live in Bel-Air, MD. I am a
cost accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good
money. When I received the program I grumbled to Doris about receiving
"junk mail." I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of
the population and percentages involved. I "knew" it wouldn't work.
Doris totally ignored my supposed intelligence and jumped in with both
feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old "I
told you so" on her when the thing didn't work... well, the laugh was
on me! Within two weeks she had received over 50 responses. Within 45
days she had received over $147,200 in $5 bills! I was shocked! I was
sure that I had it all figured and that it wouldn't work. I AM a
believer now. I have joined Doris in her "hobby." I did have seven
more years until retirement, but I think of the "rat race" and it's
not for me. We owe it all to MLM.

Frank T., Bel-Air, MD

I just want to pass along my best wishes and encouragement to you.
Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in.

I even checked with the U.S. Post Office to verify that the plan was
legal.

It definitely is! IT WORKS!!!

Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC

The main reason for this letter is to convince you that this system is
honest, lawful, extremely profitable, and is a way to get a large
amount of money in a short time. I was approached several times before
I checked this out. I joined just to see what one could expect in
return for the minimal effort and money required. To my astonishment,
I received $36,470.00 in the first 14 weeks, with money still coming
in.

 Phillip A. Brown, Esq.

Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I
decided that the initial investment was so little that there was just
no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my money
back. Boy, was I surprised when I found my medium-size post office box
crammed with orders!
For a while, it got so overloaded that I had to start picking up
my mail at the window. I'll make more money this year than any 10
years of my life before. The nice thing about this deal is that it
doesn't matter where in the U.S. the people live. There simply isn't a
better investment with a faster return.

Mary Rockland, Lansing, MI

I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
if I shouldn't have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea who to
contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
another program...11 months passed then it came...I didn't delete this
one!...I made more than $41,000 on the first try!!

D. Wilburn, Muncie, IN

This is my third time to participate in this plan. We have quit our
jobs, and will soon buy a home on the beach and live off the interest
on our money. The only way on earth that this plan will work for you
is if you do it. For your sake and for your family's sake don't pass
up this golden opportunity. Good luck and happy spending!

Charles Fairchild, Spokane, WA

ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL
FREEDOM!

NOW IS THE TIME FOR YOUR TURN

DECISIVE ACTION YIELDS

POWERFUL RESULTS VE ACTION YIELDS

POWERFUL RESULTS



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