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There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is.
War is the biggest ego trip of all time.
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.