This is cute for anyone working with kids or who is a kid.....
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A dose of kid humor to get you going today ...
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Kids are so cute!!!!!
> >
> >
> >Here's a little dose of innocence from those who should know.
> >(All questions were answered by kids 5-10).
> >
> >WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
> >
> >"Eighty-four, because at that age you don't have to work anymore, and
> >you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom" (Judy,
> >8)
> >
> >"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife" (Tom,
> >5)
> >
> >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
> >
> >"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
> >gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 10)
> >
> >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
> >
> >"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her
> >a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the
> >wedding." (Jim, 10)
> >
> >"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing
> >if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try
> >it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
> >
> >THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
> >
> >"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
> >somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9)
> >
> >"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid.
> >I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
> >
> >CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR
PEOPLE...
> >
> >"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do
> >with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
> >(Jan, 9)
> >
> >"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but
> >the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)
> >
> >ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE...
> >
> >"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)
> >
> >"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't
> >want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
> >
> >ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE...
> >
> >"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your
> >family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)
> >
> >"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like
> >anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary,7)
> >
> >"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."
> >(Christine, 9)
> >
> >CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS...
> >
> >"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid
> >good money for them." (Dave, 8)
> >
> >CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE...
> >
> >"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The
> >Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
> >
> >"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have
> >been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep
> >finding me." (Bobby, 8)
> >
> >"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard
> >enough." (Regina, 10)
> >
> >THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER...
> >
> >"One of you should know how to write a check. Because even if you
> >have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." (Ava, 8)
> >
> >SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU...
> >
> >"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)
> >
> >"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get
> >attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)
> >
> >"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something
> >she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)
> >
> >HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A
RESTAURANT ARE IN
> >LOVE?
> >
> >"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if
> >he's in love." (John, 9)
> >
> >"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get
> >cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
> >
> >"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
> >They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are on
> >fire." (Christine, 9)
> >
> >WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"...
> >
> >"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he
> >showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)
> >
> >HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS...
> >
> >"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best
> >of you." (Doug, 7)
> >
> >"It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)
> >
> >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
> >
> >"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over
> >you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
> >
> >HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE...
> >
> >"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)
> >
> >"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never
> >take out the trash." (Randy, 8)
> >
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