I like this, but I am left wondering where "I was abducted by aliens"
and "Elvis is in the back seat" are...
 
Jamie
 
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Here comes another one...
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>> I love animals, they taste great.
>>EARTH FIRST!  We'll stripmine the other planets later.
>>"Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes."
>>Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
>>I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
>>The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>>Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
>>He who laughs last thinks slowest!
>>Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
>>A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
>>Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
>>I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
>>I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
>>Assassins do it from behind.
>>Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be  happy.
>>Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
>>I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it.
>>Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
>>Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
>>Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.
>>We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
>>All generalizations are false, including this one.
>>"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
>>I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
>>We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
>>Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
>>Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
>>What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
>>Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
>>Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
>>If you are psychic - think "HONK"
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