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Reply To: | Academy of Legal Studies in Business (ALSB) Talk |
Date: | Mon, 9 Mar 1998 14:32:19 +0000 |
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Further to Elizabeth's...
> At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly
> compared the computer industry with the auto industry and
> stated "If GM had kept up with technology as the computer
> industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars
> that got 1000 miles/gal."
>
> Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing
> the statement "Yes, but would you want your car to crash
> twice a day?"
>
> 1. Every time they re painted the lines on the road you
> would have to buy a new car.
>
> 2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no
> reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
>
> 3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre would cause your
> car to stop and fail and you would have to re- install the
> engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
>
> 4. You could only have one person in the car at a time,
> unless you bought Car95 or "CarNT". But, then you would have
> to buy more seats.
>
> 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the
> sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to
> drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
>
> 6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive
> Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars
> run much slower.
>
> 7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be
> replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
>
> 8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size
> bum.
>
> 9. The air bag system would say "are you sure?" before
> going off.
>
> 10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no
> idea what happened.
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