Frank,
After showing Martha your insightful comment concerning a swimsuit competition between Gay and me, her only statement (referenced to me only of course, not Gay) was that it would be a disincentive to attend the meeting. So maybe your think tank should come up with a better attraction!
By the way, Dan and I have a history of dancing together on a boat one rainy night several meeting ago (sans tutu). Check with Dan to see if he wishes to recreate?
Sandy