You know, we debated such an issue at Circus World Museum.  We were being
visited by The Enigma, a man who is slowly tattooing his entire body to look
like a jigsaw puzzle.  My boss asked whether he (the Enigma) would consider
leaving us his skin.  He was joking, of course, but geeesh!  The image of
what that would be like!  It was a topic of conversation for some time.

The Enigma, by the way, was a delightful visitor, very intelligent, with a
great personality, who joked right along.  He was also, mostly, green. 

Erin Foley

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Our church secretary has a problem with typos, and if the spell checker
doesn't pick it up, it usually gets through. The church bulletin
yesterday announced that the new rector would be available for
"conservation" in the church parlor at coffee hour after church.

Hmmm...I wonder what the protocols are for conserving a rector? 

Christine

Christine Crawford-Oppenheimer
Information Services Librarian
Conrad N. Hilton Library:
http://www.ciachef.edu/admissions/about/library.asp
The Culinary Institute of America

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