An old man and his grandson were walking the woods when they came upon a frog perched on a rock. The frog asked the old man "If you kiss my butt I will turn you into a beautiful princess." The old man leaned down picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket. Walking away with his grandson, he asked the old man; "Why didn't you take up the frog's offer, Grandad ?" He replied; "Son, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog." Watch this space for more intellectual banter from the far side.