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Subject:
Understanding Plain English
From:
Brad Johnston <[log in to unmask]>
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Assembly for the Teaching of English Grammar <[log in to unmask]>
Date:
Tue, 16 Feb 2010 16:35:53 -0800
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Hung Chow calls his boss and says, 'Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come wok.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon. You got nice house.



      

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