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Gram Marian <[log in to unmask]>
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Assembly for the Teaching of English Grammar <[log in to unmask]>
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Sat, 6 Sep 2008 09:52:37 -0700
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On the first day of third grade, Miss Torch took roll call. When the new boy in town was asked his name, he replied;
 
 "My name is Johnny Fugkhauer," . 


"I won't tolerate such language in my class", Miss Torch fumed. "Tell me your real name." 


"That is my real name," Johnny insisted. "You can ask my brother over in the fourth grade." 


The determined teacher marched across the hall. 


"Do you have a "Fugkhauer" in here?" Miss Torch yelled to the class. 


"Heck no," a bold lad retorted. "We don't even get a cookie break!"

--- On Sat, 9/6/08, Edmond Wright <[log in to unmask]> wrote:

From: Edmond Wright <[log in to unmask]>
Subject: Re: compelled by context
To: [log in to unmask]
Date: Saturday, September 6, 2008, 3:58 PM

> Brad must know have received six or seven careful explanations of the use
of
the Past Perfect.  None of them seems to have registered with him.

Are we being HAD
By BRAD?


Edmond

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