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A good holiday topic! Here's a creative comment, although not
etymologically based, from a student catching a few z's in the back row,
when called out of his somnolent state: "I'm not sleeping. I just blink
real slow!"
Geoff Layton
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>Subject: For you fans of folk etymology
>Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2006 13:46:43 -0500
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>Student Excuse Awards: Best New Disease
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>My wife received this email:
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>Hello Mrs. Veit.
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>How are you doing... I hope better than myself.
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>I actually have a walking ammonia! No wonder I'm so ill right? I, of
>course, have doctors notes for you....
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>On the positive side, her windows are very clean.
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>Dick Veit
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>Richard Veit
>Department of English
>University of North Carolina Wilmington
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