An old man and his grandson were walking the woods when they came upon a
frog perched on a rock.
The frog asked the old man "If you kiss my butt I will turn you into a
beautiful princess."
The old man leaned down picked up the frog and placed it in his pocket.
Walking away with his grandson, he asked the old man;
"Why didn't you take up the frog's offer, Grandad ?"
He replied;
"Son, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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